It’s officially gone too far now.



alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…


1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

My aunt found out that my mom and uncle were throwing a surprise party for her 40th birthday and she’s like demanding that we cancel it…first of all, it’s tomorrow. Second of all, we’ve already bought all of the stuff and invited all of her friends. Like. That would be so rude to cancel. But it’s for her and she doesn’t want it so whadaya do then?